inn0vation:

tumblr has the effect to turn every straight person at least a little gay

not even gonna deny this

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Personally,

I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.

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lately ive been noticing a lot of girls have awful self esteem and body image issues, i want to try an experiment. reblog this if you feel negatively about yourself in any way.

(Source: d3linquents, via beautiful-sad)

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psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

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acadenza:

mrscalypsojackson:

imperfectwriting:

wanderlusity:

tigerrcat:

tai-kwon-joe:

Sometimes, the adolescent elephant will throw itself upon the ground as a sign of extreme emotional distress, commonly known as a “tantrum.”

i am an adolescent elephant

same

If you do not need an emo teenaged elephant on your blog, you are running the wrong type of blog.

the mom is like “Christopher, please, christopher the neighbors are staring, il buy you the ps3 just, chris, FOR CHRISTS SAKE CHRIS GET UP”

one with the teenaged elephant i feel u lil guy

spicesandvirtues:

IF U MAKE FUN OF/JUDGE PEOPLE AT CONCERTS FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME AND DANCING U ARE LITERALLY SCUM OF THE EARTH AND I HOPE U ACCIDENTALLY GET HIT BY SOMEONE WHO IS DANCING

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oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

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mindblowinganimals:

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buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

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figmentdotcom:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

…
Damn, kid. You speak truth.
lunar-fantasy:

☾✞♡Enter my world of vintage/grunge♡✞☽
karma-always-bites-back:

crucialsayslisten:

hooplaaaaah:

the-vegan-muser:

josh-fallstar:

Am I the only one that knows the stereotypical heart shape was meant to be two hearts fused together? 

OH MY GOD THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
cuz the weird fake heart shape is about love, it’s about TWO HEARTS COMING TOGETHER
guys.

whoa. talk about mindfucked.

Greatest source of information I’ve come across on Tumblr. EVER. That’s fuckin’ ill..
RIGHT IN THE FEELS.  

OMG! love it <3